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when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

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i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me

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she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars

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me as a parent

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And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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