Video 29 Aug 291,859 notes

equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me

Quote 28 Aug 231,729 notes
I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
— THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via thearistocatic)

(Source: blythebrooklyn)

Photo 27 Aug 2 notes itshopeokay:

one hundo

once again

itshopeokay:

one hundo

once again

via Bleep.
Photo 27 Aug 6,662 notes theonion:

Unpopular Police Officer Thinking About Committing Racially Motivated Offense For A Little Support
Video 27 Aug 79,664 notes

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

(Source: youtube.com)

Video 27 Aug 116,162 notes

homierectus:

drake be on another plane

(Source: whywelovedrake)

Video 27 Aug 829 notes

printed t-shirts from sheinside

part 1|part 2

Video 27 Aug 77,080 notes

psiongamma:

darklordmeowmix:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

prettyarbitrary:

nuedvixx:

blusterousiris:

Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer, and Gabi Gregg for Swimsuits For All. 

😻😻

Now THIS is how you sell a fucking bikini.

WHAT WHAT LEGIT CHUBBY GIRLS IN ADS?! NOT JUST HOLLYWOOD CHUBBY BUT FOR REALS CHUBBY THANK YOU BLESS

Perfect!!

my favorite part about this ad is that it’s just a bikini ad, not a ‘plus size bikini’ ad

Text 27 Aug 1 note

I lost a follower for posting that picture. Some people are so judgmental of wealth&class

Photo 27 Aug 2 notes one hundo

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